Ironman Lake Stevens 70.3 2012 Race Report

Have I really not raced a triathlon since July, 2012? Wow! Though I'm not sure when or what my next one will be, I do know there will be a next one - they're way too fun to stop doing entirely. And my modest successes in the 35-29 age group were satisfying; I know full well master's racing won't be any easier

Here's a flashback to my one & only half-ironman (so far!):

Goals

Happy with anything under 6:00, figured 5:45 would be comfortable, 5:30 if everything went perfectly.

• Swim: 35–38 min. I’ve been doing 100’s @ 1:40/100 yds; long open-water swim at that pace felt pretty comfortable.

• Bike: 3:10–3:15. Rode the course alone in late May in 3:34, rode it again with the team in 3:10.

• Run: 1:45. Typically run well off the bike, but run pace depends on bike nutrition and weather.

Race Prep

• Laid out gear Saturday morning with piles for pre-race, swim, bike, and run.

• Tried on my kit, made sure gels fit in the pockets. Checked for thigh sausaging.

• Set up transition spot in bedroom and did transition practice between bedroom and living room while dogs supervised. Kept forgetting to grab my race number belt in “T1”.

• Realized putting-on-sock practice is needed, so spent some time perfecting sock roll and placement in running shoes.

• Selected race day earrings (little gold & turquoise birds).

• Executed pre-race mani/pedi: traffic-cone orange polish for toes, neon multi-color camo nail stickers for fingers (pattern includes turquoise to match kit and shoes). Big hit on race day.

Pre-race

• Up at 4:20 for coffee. Make PB&honey sandwich to not eat for breakfast. Grab banana to carry around and not eat before the swim.

• Load bags, boyfriend and one dog into car. Dog sleepy and confused. And farty. SO farty. RT is disgusted and annoyed.

• Find rock-star (FREE) parking one block from transition.

• Set up trademark clean, minimal transition. Silently judge all the how-much-crap-do-you-really-need-don’t-you-know-it’s-a-race transition setups in the vicinity.

• See Ali Vincent (winner of The Biggest Loser) setting up her spot further up in my row. All her gear is pink.

• Take 20 minutes to eat a Clif bar while waiting in the port-a-potty line. Gag several times before remembering to also drink water.

• Head over to swim start. Try not to freak out. Eat a gel and gag some more.

• Warmup swim in silty, smelly water. Gag some more. New goggles are excellent.

Swim

• Line up toward the middle left of the row. Get clear and angle left toward buoy line.

• Suddenly find myself swimming OVER a woman swimming to the right, directly perpendicular to me. Pick up my head and holler “Where the *&#% are you going?”

• Find the buoy line. The buoy line is AWESOME. No need to sight.

• Swim directly over buoy line until I swim under a buoy. Swimming just to the right of the buoy line is AWESOME.

• Start catching the previous wave halfway to the turn.

• Kick to the face #1, just after second turn buoy, and left goggle fills up with water. Consider stopping to fix it. Decide it’s not washing out my contact, so keep swimming.

• Kick to the face #2 (catching swimmers from a few waves up now) gives me a fat lip.

• Elbow to head. But the buoy line is still awesome.

• Swim straight to exit until I touch the yellow muppety exit carpet and run up to transition.

• Glance at my watch & see 7:34 – swim start was @ 6:59, so that means a 35:xx swim! Forgot my watch is 4 minutes fast.

Bike

• Quick transition, remember race number, solid mount. RT shouts encouragement as I ride away.

• Rain for the first two hours. Cold hands and feet.

• Start drinking 15 minutes in and keep sipping all the way through. Decide not to bother taking the 2 gels allocated for the bike.

• See a few riders in the ditch on the way to Granite Falls.

• Eventually realize sunglasses are going to stay wet and fogged up and shove them down my tri top. Amazed that I can see!

• See 6-8 people changing tires. Lots of flats today.

• Wonder if I’ll have to put on wet socks and shoes in transition. Decide wet Smartwool socks will be better than soggy shoes without socks.

• Play leapfrog with a couple of women in my age group. One (with HURLEY on her butt) gets away & stays away. Another, Rebecca, keeps up the leapfrogging for most of the bike leg. Contemplate asking, “But can you run?” but decide if I’m going to talk smack I’d better be able to back it up. Finally drop her with a mile to go.

• Come into T2 just behind [TN teammate] Josh. Clean dismount and quick run to transition. Skip the potties.

• THRILLED to find dry socks & shoes. Manage not to fall over putting on socks.

Run

• Run out on frozen brick feet. Neuroma in left foot is flared up and it’s like stepping on a hot knife. RT and dog run alongside for a few yards.

• Hit first aid station, consider stopping at potties. First potty is occupied. Second potty is occupied, and someone’s waiting. It’s Hurley! One spot made up on the run.

• Mile 1.5, notice someone running hard on my left. It’s Rebecca! She’s working hard, lunging and landing hard. Keep up the quick light shuffle and pull away. Second spot made up on the run.

• Pass the hot corner out and back again – amazing TN team support! It’s like the Wellesley scream tunnel.

• Start second lap – feeling okay but hip starts to hurt. Think I’m still holding about an 8:00 average pace.

• Gels at mile 3 & 8, water from my little handheld bottle. Haven’t taken anything off the course all day.

• Somewhere around mile 9, a woman passes me, says “Looking good.” Let her get a little ahead and look down at her calf. Damn – 35. Make her work for this pass and run on her shoulder for a while but know I’ll lose her by the next aid station. One spot lost.

• By mile 10, realize I’ll finish before 12:30. Still don’t remember watch is fast.

• Try to look good for the hot corner again. Come past for the turn to the finish and muster up some energy for a kick. Sore hip = sad little kick.

Post-race

Please excuse the watermark here. Yes, I'm selfish & evil.

• Collect medal, hat, space blanket, kiss from RT. He starts telling me finish time & splits and I can’t take it in.

• Grab a soda and sit down while RT looks for chocolate milk. Talk to teammates and try not to cry.

• Back and forth to car for clothes, transition for gear, car to load up, finish area for food, team tent to cheer in last racers. So tired. So hard to walk.

Damage

• Fat lip.

• Hot spots on pinkie toe and chest (from sunglasses? Not sure).

• Very sore left hip flexor. Generally sore legs and neck/upper back. Still in better shape than after marathon and some half-marathons.

Results

• Swim 31:40 12/59

• T1 1:40

• Bike 3:06:00 11/59

• T2 2:01

• Run 1:40:04 8/59

• Overall 5:21:25 8/59